Saturday, January 12, 2019

candiikismet:

earthshaker1217:

vampireandthecity:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

Mama Maya Angelou said “Is that your coat?” 😭😂😂😂

Because Maya Angelou ain’t no Punk Bitch! 🤣🤣

Imagine getting kicked out of Maya Angelou’s house party because of your friend.

We would disconnect immediately. lol

Wooooooooooo I love that lady

oldroots:

on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem:

if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported to a hearing from a witchfinder general style npc, where other players could watch and throw rotten tomatoes at them. then the audience could vote on how the person on trial would be killed as punishment, and THEN the botter was permanently banned afterwards. it was the funniest shit ever

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black-geek-supremacy:

groovetheory:

dinuguan:

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this man’s camerawork…

STAHHHHHP

pathesis:

catchymemes:

Credit: UNILAD

Me watching the ice split

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(Source: catchymemes)

(Source: meme-fire)

lubricates:

thenotomar:

whetstonefires:

domscott02:

blackmodel:

barbiegal:

localstarboy:

She bought 48 hot pickles.
Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

TAURUS

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

i love her sm

“they don’t even know I’m not a gas station” lmao

I can never recall eating a hot pickle, but I want to try one so bad right now…

officially the pickle queen

(Source: wev)

laurelhach:

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

necphilak:

madhattergames:

necphilak:

modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these

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Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

(Source: twitter.com)